ᚠ · Now Entering Beta · ᚠ
Holy Smokes
The Ancient Art of Smoke
iOS · Free to join · No ravens you didn't ask for.
"Every great smoke is a feast for the hall.
Every pitmaster, a keeper of the ancient fire.
It's time they had a longhouse."
ᚢ · The Clan of Longfire · ᚢ
ᚦ · What We're Building · ᚦ
A longhouse for the serious pitmaster. Log your feasts. Find your clan. Send your ravens.
Log every detail — meat, wood, equipment, duration, recipe. Your permanent record of the craft, carved in stone.
Hail a great cook. Add your saga to the thread. Reputation in the hall is built feast by feast.
A living scroll of great cooks from your kin. Follow pitmasters. Discover technique. Get fired up.
Form or join a clan of pitmasters who share your style, region, or rivalries. Your inner circle around the fire.
Direct messages to swap recipes, settle disputes, and share knowledge that doesn't belong on a public feed.
Your profile is your hall. Your feasts on the wall. Your kin by your side. Your rank earned by fire.
ᚺ · The Ancient Rites · ᚺ
Create your longhouse. Promote your name among the clans. You are now a sworn member of the clan.
Light the fire. When the cook is done, log it in the forge — meat, wood, time, photos, your full recipe. Raise the horn when it's ready.
Your feast enters the Mead Hall. Your kin see it, hail it, add their sagas. The old knowledge passes forward.
Pledge your kin. Create a clan. Send ravens. Your rank rises with every feast laid and every blessing earned.
ᚷ · From the Clans · ᚷ
What the early kin are saying.
"Finally an app that treats smoking like the serious craft it is. This isn't a recipe app. It's a hall."
"The smoke detail is unlike anything else. Wood, temp, rest time, the whole saga. My wife thinks I'm obsessed."
"Found three smokers within 30 miles doing competition-level cooks. We founded a clan. It's real."
ᚾ · Coming to iOS · ᚾ
Join the clans early.
Be among the first pitmasters in the hall.